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If you’ve sent an e-mail and don’t hear back it means you’ve really, really creeped me out and I’ve set the restraining order in motion.
Does anyone, anywhere actually read these? I believe in some countries reading this constitutes an admission of your insanity.
WELCOME TO DR. ARKHAM’S LOG!
April 04/13 – My third update of the year. Shocking.
March 05/13 – Yup, it’s an update alright. Please don’t send me any letters akin to the one this update shows – that’s just hurtful and mean and I have a delicate constitution. That and a severe case of indigestion (I shouldn’t have eaten that personal pizza after the hamburger)...
January 30/13 – Computer upgrades can be a pain.
September 20/12 – Ever wonder what inspired Spider-Man into existence. I’m not entirely sure, but this is an idea…
August 31/12 – Sibling rivalry takes on new heights in the Batman universe! See kids, it pays to be an only child sometimes…
June 02/12 – This is actually a bit of a milestone as it’s the first submission to make it on the site. See, dreams do come true!
April 20/12 – Second entry of 2012! It’s spring, and I’m typing an entry about a Hammer and a Spider. Guess which wins?
February 17/12 – First entry of 2012! I’m looking forward to spring and riding my bike – if only I could find one to support my weight. Sigh.
December 30/11 – The last entry of 2011! KAZAAM! Or is it KAZZAM? Eh, whatever.
October 12/11 – Okey dokey.
June 26/11 – Godzilla’s back in action, and so is the site!
April 28/11 – It’s a salute to the cold war with Iron Man 2!
February 25/11 – The first entry of 2011 is also the 50th article!
November 26/10 – Uhm, it’s an update?
October 21/10 – Halloween once again approaches… I can barely reach my keyboard… thanks Hershey…
September 06/10 – Summer vacation’s over. To celebrate I updated the site with a new article. Will the good times never end?
June 17/10 – They say an elephant never forgets, but I do… guess I was too busy playing with my giant robots to update on time.
April 29/10 – Egads, enraged elephants enter!!! Enjoy!
March 29/10 – It’s Easter, and time for a special, festive entry that’s sure to condemn my soul to an eternity of torment! Enjoy!
March 01/10 – Okay, so March madness is coming up. Make sure you know where the bodies are buried J
January 26/10 – Winter blahs are upon us! Why not celebrate by reading the updated sections?
December 12/09 – Updated a bunch of stuff to celebrate cold and flu season! I’ve got my cold, do you?
November 02/09 – Yes, seriously, everything is updated, including the puzzle section!
October 02/09 – Yeah, I know I said I updated everything, but I lied. The puzzle section remains untouched! Suckers!! Ha ha ha!!! Ha ha ha!!!
August 25/09 – Huh, you’d think I’d remember to update the update section when I do updates. But no, I did not, I even missed the 3 year anniversary for the site. Happy (belated) Birthday website!
March 11/09 – Again, to my 1 fan out there, sorry about the delay!
January 11/09 – First entry of the 2009 season! I’ve got cabin fever and I think I’m going insane!!
December 02/08 – I swear those elves are getting closer.
October 21/08 – Can’t believe I’m still doing this.
August 10/08 – The summer’s always been slack for updates, and getting sick doesn’t help matters. Ah well, enjoy the update!
June 29/08 – What can I say? Sitting in a boiling hot room to type silly quips is not terribly appealing. Oh yeah, it’s been 2 years for the site!
May 10/08 – Updated everything and fixed the links in the puzzle section for the JLA #114 puzzles.
April 08/08 – Updated everything yet again…
March 13/08 – March break is upon us and I’m updating the site… I’m starting to pick up on a trend here…
February 09/08 – Valentine’s Day fast approaches, and I’m updating the site. Pretty much a microcosm of my life.
January 06/08 – Happy New Year to all 2 of you who visit this site! I’ve updated everything!
December 08/07 – Closing out 2007 with a full update of the entire site, including two new articles! Hopefully 2008 will be a better year…
November 10/07 – Hey, everything except the Puzzle Section has something new! Yo Joe! See, if you read the Adverse Ads this month, you’d get that joke.
October 6/07 – A little guy with a pitchfork kept jabbing me and jabbing me and jabbing me… and this update is the result.
Sept 3/07 – It’s the long weekend, a perfect time to party! And yet, I’m here updating the website. Really makes you think…
July 31/07 – With boiling hot coals and with boiling hot cola! A realm where fiery demons will poke me in the back! Yeah, it’s really hot right now. Yet somehow I’ve managed to update this site. Go figure.
June 25/07 – Tra la la – spring is in the air and I just don’t care! I guess that’s insanity speak for the site’s been updated. It’s been 1 year since I started this thing.
May 06/07 – Everything’s updated. The new puzzles even have their answers!
April 06/07 – I had some free time and updated the puzzle section with answers for everything!
April 01/07 – Everything has been updated once more, though a week late. And no, that’s not an April Fool’s joke.
Feb 25/07 – Everything has been updated, thanks for looking.
Jan 21/07 – Yes, a Happy New Year to all. Took the winter time off, sorry about the delay in updating. Everything should be back on schedule.
Nov 23/06 – Another update in the Adverse Ads and Latest News sections.
Nov 12/06 – Been rummaging and found 5 more puzzles, and added answers to the DC Feature Page puzzle. 10 days until the next article update.
Oct 22/06 – Another month between updates. This is also the 6 month anniversary for the site! I’ll be going into a monthly updating schedule from now on, as bi-weekly is just not possible right now.
Sept 22/06 – Yup, it’s been over a month since any form of update. Unfortunately, recent computer troubles caused me to lose almost everything, but the site should be back on track now. I hope.