From Superman Family #166, proof that there’s no truth in advertising. I’ve been writing paragraphs for years and I haven’t made a dime off of it! In fact, I’ve actually been losing money! Wonder if Mr. Barrett (who reminds me of Bigfoot in the photo) instructs you in the intricacies in publishing in Penthouse Forum?
I think I also speak for every man out there that we’d all like to know how to be 2-6 inches taller. For 35 cents I would’ve tried it. Of course, then Weber would know I need to be taller, and then the blackmail calls would start…
Oh, wait, I think I may have misread the add!